I will tell you wtf is up, are ya ready fer it tho? ....... Wait, I need a motha funkin drum roll so in your pretty little heads play that drum roll yo!!!
.....................sooooooooooooooooo
It
Has
Been
An
Entire
WEEK, Yes I said WEEK MY PRETTY PEOPLE!
Since your friend Holleywood, Holleyturtle, or just Holley....
Has been seizie free.... No mofrackin shakes for 7 whole days! Praise God for the break!
I mean I know I needed to workout but I would much rather run around the block not be told I can't run around the block, bullshit!
Watch me run foo! Can't isn't in my vocab.
But 7 frickin days! Wow! I feel amazing!
It's funny the things we take for granted. I was fine one minute, I had my vns my meds, and had been seizie free for yrs then SHAZAM! My whole life changed.
No driving, awesome that means no life. Let's be honest, nobody wants to pick your ass up, even if you live on the same street. And that's sad, because we are in our mid to late 30's to be acting selfishly. But go on with your bad selves.
I never minded picking up people, I guess because I knew what it was like.
But even showers you can't take one without someone being home, oh and any of my friends with kids don't want me around afraid I may scare them. Well teach them, they need to know, and thanks for making me feel like I have leprosy not epilepsy.
I'm not contagious, it's not a disease. If you ever saw me have one all you would have to do is: move anything out of the way that might hurt me
Cushion my head
And after its over turn my body on its side especially my head. What you would NOT EVER FRICKIN DO: put crap in my dang mouth- its a myth that whole swallowing your tongue shit. " oh yeah I did that once quite tasty" yeah not happenin
And DO NOT hold my ass down I ain't goin anywhere and you are fucking up my muscle spasm which is gonna make me call you very nasty names the next day when I can barely move bc my mucked are pulled and sore as shit.
So that's basically Holley's version of seizure first aid, I do hope you enjoyed that little lesson and If you have any questions or comments, well guess what? There is just a special little place for you right underneath this here blog. How about that? You are frickin special sunshine!
Hahaha
I missed my happy lil self! Hahaha oh well I'm gonna be about as pissed as a bull lookin at a red cape, when my happy days end, but I have hope for more. I just have to go rip my doc a new one because that fool didn't hear a word I said! He's about to hear your fired f'er! Shit, this is my brain not a toy and he wants to put a device that the FDA hasn't even approved but in a few states because of some glitches it had and it caused bleeding in the brain in some patients.... Ha flippin ha dipwad! I read medical journals.... I AM NO FOOL! Ugh just pisses me off but not gonna knock me off my happy cloud. No he got told via email I was highly condescending, but I was mad.
Then I had to go to my family practitioner I have severe sinunitus with infection and because I waited a wee bit to get to the doc it moved into my chest. But I'm lucky, I'm told bc if I waited any longer I would've ended up with pneumonia ... Been there done that and took me a year to gain the weight back. No thanks, I like my bootay:). Besides it sounds like a duck when I blow my nose which makes me giggle, no one knew that until now. But next time you catch a cold or whatever blow your honker and see if you don't smile! Makes being a wittle under da wedder a wittle better. Haha
Tomorrow my brother is bringing his get-a-long gang ( family) to see how bad my aunts house was hit by the tornado before they bulldoze the sucker. Pictures and seeing it on the news do not do it justice. She is a walking miracle. It amazes me how an EF2 they say did that to a brick home that was in good shape.
Changing subject mucinex full force nasal spray..... The frickin shit! Remember that!
Ok back to the house that blew away. It's nuckity futs! That's all. Just daaaaayumn! Same thing when I saw Murphy! That was heartbreaking too.
My cousin, Hays is gonna buy one of the three lots they will get out of it. That was his home for so long I can understand not wanting to leave. Plus he's getting out on his own which is great! I think his brother is gonna buy the other. I think that's just cool.
So happy Holley better get some more sleep before I wake at the crack of ass.
Pardon my potty mouth, eh my blog il cuss.
Much love and God bless!
Holley & AnnaBelle
( she caused most of my typos, she has to be in the middle of everything. One day I'm gonna walk in and find her texting someone...lol)
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