Flu Who

I really do not remember writing this, but I found it on my notepad... That's whatcha get when your sick and pumped up on meds on top of epilepsy meds.... Whoa war horse no writing for you!
It did make me laugh though :)


Flu who
Boo on the flu
So sick of stuffy and runny
Cough get off
Up chuck, what the f--k?
Nauseated, and a headache to boot, all the meds I carry out my pharmacy... Looking like I got my loot.
Lil illness, you are no fun
Maybe you are just a bug
Well go creep under a rug
My body doesn't like like you
Your eviction notice is overdue
I'm sick. I'm tired.
I'm sick and tired of the flu.
Stuffy, runny, head and chest congestion, upchucks, nausea, cough, and phlegm, be gone all of them.
Can I just catch a break, and enjoy the good times, ride my happy wave.
Not feeling as if one foot is tinkering above my grave.
A bed decorated by tissues, a girl with bags under her eyes so deep I could pack away for a weekend get-a-way, my nose looking like a raw rudolph's red one , chapped face, lips on fire, ears stopped up so bad that I almost bought the whisper 2000!
So lookie here Mr. Bug, Mr. Bronchitis, Mr. Severe sinunitus, Lil infection too, and now my new found pal Mr Upchuck and his gal Lil Ms Nausea ( bitch).
You all got your notice, it's long over due, get the fuck out bc I'm so over dealing with you.
Off my soapbox now. But just thought I'd share.